January 26, 1925

This day in history:

General Loxod and his Elephantine Temporal Phalanx arrive from the 44th Century and begin their brutal invasion. After cutting a devastating swath through Africa and Europe over the course of twelve hours, they vanish as suddenly as they appeared. Relief workers rushing to the war zones find that the invaders took nothing but their victims’ teeth. Their war chant, found burned into many bombed-out structures, was later translated: “Never forgot.”